Oooh Karl…you cheeky young monkey ;)

Whose is the third foot?

You took the words right out of my mouth (On a hot summer night)
original version by Meatloaf…  an abridged version by sour dough… a real love-in story!

Gayo: “On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Airdy: Will he offer me his mouth?
Gayo: Yes

Gayo: Will he offer me his teeth?
Airdy: Yes
Airdy: Will he offer me his jaws?
Gayo: Yes
Airdy: Will he offer me his hunger?
Gayo: Yes
Airdy; Again. Will he offer me his hunger?
Gayo: Yes
Gayo: And will he starve without me?
Airdy: Yes
Gayo: And does he love me?
Airdy: Yes
Labour team chorus: Yes

Gayo: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Barty: Yes
Labor, Liberal, forest thugs: I bet you say that to all the boys!

Barty: It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
There was a fog crawling over the sand
When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands

Gayo: You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there’s not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste

Airdy: You hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flying high above the ground
I’m trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can’t seem to make any sound

Gayo: And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it’s true
I was just about to say I love you
Libs chorus: luv you

Barty: And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it’s true
I was just about to say I love you

Gayo: Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I’m beginning to grin
Oooh, we’re finally alone and we can do what we want to
The night is young
And ain’t no one gunna know where you
No one gunna know where you
No one’s gunna know where you’ve been!

Airdy: You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there’s not another moment to waste

Gayo: And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it’s true
I was just about to say I love you

Barty: And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it’s true
I was just about to say I love you

Gray: You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
Willy: You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
Timber unions: You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
Gayo: YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
IT MUST OF BEEN WHILE YOU WERE KISSING ME

Labor/liberal clap trapping chorus:... followed by … We are going to go all the way tonight …. Gunna go all the way …

Gunna stop at nothin’ : But … Stop right there, I’ve gotta know right now …
Before we go any further , do you love me, will you me love for ever? Do you need me, will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life… will you take me away, will you make me your strife …. will you love me for ever? ……….

Gayo: What’s it going to be boys? Yes or no? …

Lib/Labs: ‘We’ll love you to the end of time … that’s all we can do … do … do…

Then the feeling came on us like a public concerned tidal wave: so Now we’re praying for the end of time,
to hurry up and arrive,
because if I gotta to spend another minute with you,
I don’t think that I could really survive ….”

Re #2
The third foot? Just a little side effect of the chemicals we use. Nothing to worry about.

BUT, we want our $50,000 back. John Gay can pay his own fucking way.

re #2. You are wrong. Both left feet belong to Michael Aird!