I suggest we recycle our refugee boats. Tis’ the green thing to do.

Set up a government department to manage Adventure Tours Australia and offer wooden boat trips to Papua New Guinea’s Kokoda track, Ceylon’s Tea fields, Taliban Religious Tours of Afghanistan, camel races in Muslim countries and solo world yachting tours for beginners.

Surplus off season boating capacity could be used for politician’s worldwide fact finding tours and recuperative tours for My Rudds waning employees who seem to be jumping overboard due to harsh work practices and overwork.

Spare capacity could also be used for exporting Gunns folks to places where there are no trees to kill.