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The Miracle of South Hobart
15.05.09 9:15 am7 comments
So, the Mercury reports, Jesus’ face has been found on a burrito in South Hobart. Wrong! That’s not Jesus … that’s Premier David Bartlett.
Er…what’s the difference? Aren’t they the same person?
Don’t be so hasty to see miracles. Our lab suggests that the alleged stigmata is nothing more than the Sorbent piece the Premier recently sent to the Environment Dept.
Come outa the tree !
At least Jesus actually ” believed
in something” even though he was deluded in thinking his god was going to save him.
This premier is just a front man, a lackey for the “Tasmanian establishment” a lackey, without a will of his own.
No dought David Bartlett will make known to Tasmania his vision and actions for the future…........JUST AS SOON AS GUNNS AND FORESTRY GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
That looks like Ringo Starr circa 1969!
I agree with Oscar - reminiscent of the ‘Let it Be’ album and even (arguably) him in the film ‘The Magic Christian’. Not from his ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’ days. Has Ringo ‘come back as superman’? [not that I’m suggesting that he’s shuffled off yet]
For all those soggy tea-leaf specialists out there, spoom-benders and spin-merchants, cloud-watchers and physics et al, this Burrito-reading has to be new rage to sweep the world.
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