Oh dear, oh dear,

Little Johnny has been shot in the foot.

Howard loaded the bullet, Abbott held the gun,  Costello pulled the trigger, and after a discussion with the Prime Minister of the nation, The Honourable J.W. Howard, Ian Campbell says “It’s all my fault, and for the sake of the government I will resign from cabinet.”

Would this be an example of Howard’s “Australian values” in action.

Johnny, I’m more christian than you-Abbott, and my turn-Costello, tried to stand the high moral ground till it crumpled under their feet, then fell flat on their faces in their own crap.

i love it.

The Man in the Panama Hat

I never got to dine at Perugino’s.
They say the twice-cooked duck there is just great.
My neighbour’s son’s third cousin says that he knows
what goes on there when Brian meets a mate.
Never having sampled Perugino’s pinots
while ruminating on affairs of state,
makes me a lesser mortal, but what’s hard
to take is: this whole country’s Burke’s back yard.

                                      Tim Thorne

Poor Mr Lightfoot, I knew he wouldn’t be far off the pace!