
I went to see Cath Deveny tonight at the Comedy Festival in Melbourne. Highly entertaining. The title of her session was God is Bullshit.
Cath started off saying she had to do a tweet. She said that she hoped (Bindy Irwin) got laid but she’s effing paying for it for the rest of her life. That tweet got her sacked from writing for The Age.
She attacked the usual suspects. She had some title for Cardinal George Pell and he told her (in Sydney) that she would have to answer for her actions (on the day of judgment). She said no one takes the effing pope seriously except Tony Abbott.
She said that only 144,000 people are going to go to heaven according to the Book of Revelation, and she didn’t think Cardinal Pell would be one of them (nor anyone else for that matter).
She played the session with Steve Fielding on Q and A in which he said he believed in creationism, and she called him an effwit. It was very funny the way she had used the tape, with Julie Bishop displaying red eyes. She said that whenever she’s been on Q and A she’s had to sit next to morons. John Elliot was one. Of course she’s a comedian and that shouldn’t be taken literally.
She produced a Bible, which she said she stole from a hotel (a Gideon Bible no doubt). She quoted from it, or more likely misquoted. She gave out afterwards a piece to put on Bibles in hotels and public libraries and wherever you find them. It said
Why is this book, full of violence, sexual abuse, hate and intolerance in your library and “I Have Two Mummies” is not?
‘Happy is he who dashes childrens’ heads into rocks.’ Psalm 137:9
God is Bullshit. http://www.catherinedeveny.com
That quotation is accurate. It refers to revenge against the Babylonians for their capture of Jerusalem. Not a very nice passage.
After the show finished Cath remembered my name, which is amazing as I’ve only met her once before. I bought one of her books which was inscribed “stolen from the library of Cardinal Pell!”
Cath, using a rubber stamp inked in black from her stamp pad, placed on the top of my right hand the words
I HOPE YOU DON’T DIE AND I HOPE YOU GET LAID
And using another stamp placed just above the back of my right hand the word ATHEIST.
Luckily I’ve been able to remove the ink.
As usual with Cath the audience was full of laughter.



















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