Hey Bart dude you champion!

Oh and about big projects, I have in mind a nookellar waste dump at the old rail yards in Hobart.

It would be fired using your woodchip stimulus package.

If everyone chipped in half of their package we could burn waste for years using this green renewable resource and of course world’s best practice.

We could bring waste in from China as a backload for ships that we give our rainforest to. A fair swap I would have thought.

Now the risk assessment is a bit sketchy so we won’t worry about that, but I estimate this will create 50,000 jobs during construction and 10,000 jobs on completion.

We will need government support to make a project of this size happen, so can I have the keys to treasury for a bit just to tide me over till the cash starts to roll in?

The project will be carbon neutral, have a green footprint, not be an elephant in the room, won’t use BMW or VW vehicles and have at least 95% community support.

It will have a really sweet chimney that will punch steam up through the ozone layer and will produce only crystal clear water that we can use to flush the Derwent.

She’s ready to go old son.

Back to you for the rubber stamp.

Oh did I mention that it will create jobs….about 80,000 during construction and 20,000 on completion.
……are Mercedes a good car?…….

You hit the spot!

I seem to recall that some while back and for a few short weeks, I actually looked at David Bartlett with a certain degree of admiration and hope.  Gullible, maybe?  More likely I was simply weary of the previous politcal bastardising and sort the faint glow of any port to avoid the raging storm.

How things have changed!  It now appears the horrible truth has leaked and Bartlett is really that long awaited and much spouted Lennon makeover.  The caucus obviously has an excellent plastic surgeon on the payroll.