May a thousand blessings fall on your shaved heads and ludicrously tattooed bodies. Your mission to save the White-Skinned Bogan from certain extinction has caused godly approval to emanate forth from the Mighty One. It is with exquisite holy pleasure that I commend you to my earthly Tassie Taliban representative and PR mullah, who will from henceforth handle all my contacts with the virulent untouchables of the mass media and of decadent WogTV:

And while you’re here—enjoy some fabulous Tasmanistan cuisine at Salmonella’s Restaurant:




A correspondence between Bazza Al Fukawi and the talented wogboys from Fat Pizza:

SuperChoc Bogans wrote:
Dear Bogan,

Congratulations - you are on our Tassie Bogan of the Year shortlist and our offices will be contacting you after Christmas

Dear Infidel Chocos,